{"product_id":"pig","title":"PIG","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"patreon-post-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"PaddingTop-module__FYUbOa__paddingTopSpaceX0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-76175c95-0 enTxi\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-tag=\"post-content\" data-is-measured=\"true\" class=\"sc-b4c32d8b-0 jAFsQY\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv aria-hidden=\"false\" data-tag=\"post-content-content\" class=\"sc-b4c32d8b-1 fMwkeA\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"_r_1bh_\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"CollapsibleContent-module__7CXqlq__defaultMargin\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"TokenOverrides-module__yhJOLG__tokensContentCard\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"RichText-module__5kju5G__root RichText-module__5kju5G__additionalStylesPostContentWrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Introducing the \u003cstrong\u003e“Oink If I Care” Pig\u003c\/strong\u003e 🐖\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe’s got:\u003cbr\u003e• Zero patience\u003cbr\u003e• Zero concern\u003cbr\u003e• And absolutely \u003cstrong\u003enothing to say about it\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"MarginTop-module__pnTiIG__marginTopSpaceX32 MarginBottom-module__qdXMja__marginBottomSpaceX32\"\u003eWhether it’s work, drama, or just… people in general…\u003cbr\u003ethis little guy already summed it up for you:\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 \u003cstrong\u003e“Oink if I care.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"MarginTop-module__pnTiIG__marginTopSpaceX32 MarginBottom-module__qdXMja__marginBottomSpaceX32\"\u003eThis is the perfect desk companion for when:\u003cbr\u003e• Emails start getting out of hand\u003cbr\u003e• Someone says “quick question…”\u003cbr\u003e• Or you just need a silent response that says everything\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e 🐷 Funny\u003cbr\u003e🔥 Relatable\u003cbr\u003e😤 Full attitude\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"MarginTop-module__pnTiIG__marginTopSpaceX32 MarginBottom-module__qdXMja__marginBottomSpaceX32\"\u003eGo ahead… print one for your desk.\u003cbr\u003eYou’re gonna need it 😏\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"BOB BITS UK","offers":[{"title":"L","offer_id":57689455067468,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":57689455100236,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1052\/1837\/6012\/files\/Screenshot2026-04-09at5.03.47PM.webp?v=1779379054","url":"https:\/\/www.bobsbitsuk.com\/products\/pig","provider":"BOB BITS UK","version":"1.0","type":"link"}